09 4 / 2013
WIZARD
GOD
FUCKING
BLESS
this is the most concise yet accurate and nonbiased description of hogwarts houses i’ve ever seen BRAVO
The thing about Slytherin is that evil characters aren’t just automatically in Slytherin. A lot of the evil people in the books go bad because they are over-ambitious, and there is a high concentration of ambition in Slytherin.
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03 4 / 2013
I think, therefore I slash.: Ron is racist - and that's great
Ron Weasley’s character is consciously written as somewhat racist. Not as racist as Malfoy, of course - he doesn’t scoff at mudbloods and halfbloods, and he doesn’t see himself as superior at all. Still, he unquestionably accepts the inferior position of house elves (they love…
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02 4 / 2013
One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other
OH MY GOD
omg it got
worsebetter
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24 3 / 2013
I heard the first note and died from laughter.
im laughing so hard
Tears came to my eyes within 2 seconds. I’m dying.
I FUCKGN KNEW IT.
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29 8 / 2012
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTThey’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. Their is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
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22 6 / 2012
Best Friend: Severus Snape (aww yeah)
Lover: Belatrix Lestrange (the fuck?)
Enemy: Belatrix Lestrange (oh ok angry sex, I get that)
Twin Wand: Harry Potter
First Kiss: Hagrid (hgjhgfjhagsdjfgksdaf)
Killed by: Ginny Weasley
I think I’m Voldemort in some strange AU.
Best Friend: Hagrid (DRAGONS AND UNICORNS AND OTHER CREATURES, OH MY! \o/)
Lover: Sirius Black (;_;)
Enemy: Hermione Granger (I… might have gotten a better grade than her. >.> Totally by accident, I promise!)
Twin Wand: Fred Weasley (areyoutryingtomakemecry.gif)
First Kiss: Fred Weasley (NO, SERIOUSLY. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!)
Killed by: Ginny Weasley (Bitch be killing EVERYONE up in here. QUICK! CHECK HER FOR A DIARY!)
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31 5 / 2012
I suppose this used to happen quite often...
- James: Lily?
- Lily: Mmmm
- James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
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28 5 / 2012
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL
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